I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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