this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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