I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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