we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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