They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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