I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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