Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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