i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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