tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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