if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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