Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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