Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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