So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Randomize
