im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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