based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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