But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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