Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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