did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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