Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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