Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
