I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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