have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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