Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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