STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
