Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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