Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
