yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
do herpes really smell.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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