Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
They have beer where we have blood.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
