I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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