Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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