She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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