That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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