I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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