The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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