I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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