i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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