can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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