as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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