i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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