I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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