the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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