Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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