I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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