So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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