I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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