Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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