Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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