Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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