Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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