My nipple is on Facebook.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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