Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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