the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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