you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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