i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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