If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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