life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
