Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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